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Blood on the battlegrounds of bishoujo; looking to the Saimoe ‘08 Quarterfinals

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“Gambling: the sure way of getting nothing from something.”

I think I’ve finally found the perfect analogy for SaiMoe [2008] and that is that of a casino, featuring lots of gambling, not of the ear-cutting variety, but of the conventional monetary kind.

The fact is, gambling is logistically dumb. If you go to a casino more likely than not you’re going to be slowly but surely robbed blind; you chase after that chance of beating the odds, but in the end it’s not in your favor, and you’ve wasted a lot of your time just to lose a lot of your money.

Similarly, many fans will probably find themselves, emotionally and moe-wise, quite bankrupt as we near the exciting conclusion of SaiMoe. As we’ve rolled the dice and doubled down again and again on the Hayate and Nanoha votes, the votes seemed to just be rolling in like water in the first few rounds.

But eventually the luck runs out, you get a bit too cocky, and disaster strikes. You play a little clumsily with your Higurashi cards and get overturned by Minami-ke pulling an ace on the river. You go all in on Noe, a strong but not powerful girl, and get wiped by pocket Hinagiku.

The fact is, although you may be a Clannad fan and breaking the bank, the odds are that during SaiMoe, at one point or another you’re going to get cleaned out and end up begging for fare to catch the bus back to Neo-Venezia.

You can play the innocent games, just you vs. the numbers, or you can go against each other in a fierce person vs. person duel. But you, will probably lose, whether that loss is physical or emotional.

So, why gamble? Why SaiMoe?

It’s one of those enigmas of the human – or rather here, the otaku – mind, which you just can’t explain. There’s something about the aura that draws you in. The energy as everyone funnels their spirit towards the same goal, and here, only one person’s striking it rich.

You know you’re probably going to lose and you don’t care, because you’re finally living. You’re putting yourself on the line for what you love and the world can be damned if you get struck down.

And there’s always that hope. For every hundred losers, there’s got to be a winner. There’s always that chance – that little shot of overturning the odds – that you can grasp at, that little miracle you can make happen.

It’s stupid. But it’s worth it.

And so, all I can say for the SaiMoe quarterfinals is … place your bets. It may not be the brightest nor the most intellectually sound competition, and it can certainly get sleazy at times, but there’s something about putting your heart out there that makes it worthwhile.

So as I pray, Unlimited Moe Works:
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Clash of the Ideals: Saimoe ‘08 [3GH-1] results and [3GH-2] preview

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Nagi vs. Tsukasa.

Nagi vs. Tsukasa.

Nagi vs. Tsukasa.

The last match in Round 3 is the first major challenge for two beacons of moe for two shows that have shown exceptional support for their top characters. Who will emerge victor, and how hard will the world shake with the battle of these two and their fanbase!?

But coming back to that in a bit, we’ve got to check in on a pile of pink-and-purple-toned girls…

G3-1 Results:
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H3-2 Results:
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G3-2: Nagi (Hayate) vs. Tsukasa (Lucky Star)
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H3-1: Noe (true tears) vs. Suzu (Nagasarete Airantou)
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-CCY

(Note: Help me make some entertaining images for SaiMoe Round 4! I’m looking for some close-up profile shots of all the 16 finalists, in addition to some short descriptions of their unique traits or events (i.e. For Fuuko, “Starfish Girl”, “Juicebox Inhaler”, “Who?”, etc). Please post them in the comments or whatever. Thanks!)

Enough of That Already: Saimoe ‘08 [3EF-2] results and [3GH-1] preview

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Can I still dramatize Minami-ke? I can still dramatize Minami-ke.

The third round has been a rough mix of incredible blowouts and intense battles; we’ve seen all four Clannad girls annihilate the competition in varying amounts. We’ve seen Nanoha and Shana go toe-to-toe for 23 hours in one of the most consistently close matches of the tournament. And, we’ve seen the near-entire collapse of the Minami-ke juggernaut.

But hope is not lost – there were those in similar despair in similar odds. Hidamari Sketch fans, already ambushed in the second round, got wiped in their first match in the third round, and it was left to Miyako to stand strong against Rena, one of the most powerful Higurashi forces.

And she did … so maybe there was hope for Chiaki after all, against Bamboo Blade’s legendary Tamaki.

E3-2 Results:
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F3-1 Results:
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G3-1: Akari (Aria) vs. Chihiro (ef)
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H3-2: Hinagiku (Hayate) vs. Eika (Sky Girls)
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-CCY

(Note: Help me make some entertaining images for SaiMoe Round 4! I’m looking for some close-up profile shots of all the 16 finalists, in addition to some short descriptions of their unique traits or events (i.e. For Fuuko, “Starfish Girl”, “Juicebox Inhaler”, “Who?”, etc). Please post them in the comments or whatever. Thanks!)

Duel of the Dark Horses: Saimoe ‘08 [3EF-1] results and [3EF-2] preview

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Things are looking bad for the Minami-ke ticket that could seemingly do no wrong one round ago. Now, faced with hate votes, strategic votes, and worst of all, Key characters (and I only use worst in the ‘garners ridiculous amount of votes’ sense), two of their girls got crushed pretty roughly, and it’s down to their last girl, Chiaki, to turn the tables.

But enough about them, things may not seem right in heaven after two other heated battles yesterday.

OK, one heated battle, and one Nanoha rampage with sola fans crying in the corner. (’Scuse me, got some dust in my eye).

But as for that heated battle, it doesn’t get much bigger-name (KeyAni, this tournament’s driving force, excluded) than Nanoha versus Shana, not just the anime but the characters themself. At least one of them is getting driven out this time around and either way it’s not going to be pretty…

E3-1 Results:
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Although, speaking of outnumbering…

F3-2 Results:
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E3-2: Tamaki (Bamboo Blade) vs. Chiaki (Minami-ke)
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F3-1: Nagisa (Clannad) vs. Yousei (First Grade Challenge)
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-CCY

Name Brand Battle: Saimoe ‘08 [3CD-2] results and [3EF-1] preview

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Have you had enough KyoAni yet? Even the most hardened of fanboys might admit that yesterday’s match was a bit overwhelming in Overly Popular Characters, and only one girl was unlucky enough to stand up to them…

The unexpected popularity of Minami-ke gave their core trio strong showings in the first two rounds, with numerous upsets, but with stiff competition in the third round, it looks like it might be time to start falling apart at the seams. Haruka already got trashed by Fuuko; did Kyou cause a repeat, or is Kana truely the most bossy boss of all?

And what of the clash of ideals, between Tomoyo and Konata, two fan-favorites from two different genres?

C3-2 Results:
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D3-1 Results:
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And now, for something completely different…

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E3-1: Nanoha (Nanoha StrikerS) vs. Shana (Shakugan no Shana)
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F3-2: Hayate (Nanoha StrikerS) vs. Aono (sola)
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-CCY