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Hell and Heaven Moéltdown
Dec 20th
(Part of a 12-day series fondly remembering some of the best moments in anime this year. Participants include: lolikitsune, lelangir, FuyuMaiden, Zeroblade, Nazarielle, ghostlightning, TheBigN, ETERNAL, Mike, A Day Without Me, digitalboy, Josh, otou-san, Culchann and Pontifus, IcyStorm, Cokematic,
koneko-chan, and miz, and you’re welcome to join too!)
Today, as I breach the halfway mark of this post-a-thon, I find myself in a funny position.
Not like defending H2O is enough of a funny position, as a lot of you detractors would believe. Rather, I find myself with a sudden influx of moments to fit this sixth slot.
I was originally planning on heaping praise on the final episode of H2O ~Footprints in the Sand~, the final derailing of the metaphoric train, the absolutely senseless but incredibly gripping finale of the series. It was the finale that showed the strong will of H2O, which had toiled so hard out of the depths of Fanservice Hell to bring itself up to Mindscrew Limbo – and for me, that’s usually a swift judgment as to whether to let it ascend to the heavens:

But suddenly, while perusing the 12 Days choices of the otakusphere, I found myself blindsided by perhaps two bloggers who made, perhaps, wiser choices than I.
The first, and the one I shall discuss today, was ETERNAL, who I consider a bit of a partner-in-crime, our crime being really, really loving moe-moe stuff and visual novel conversions. And he, like me, at least looks back on H2O with a little bit of fondness, having given the eighth episode of H2O a slot on his Cirno Special countdown.
And when I looked back and weighed episode 8 versus episode 12, I couldn’t help but agree.

12 Moments of Anime 2008
#06: H2O ~footprints in the sand~ 08
You may understand a bit, if I take this post to be a bit of a break in my essay-composing endeavors. After all, I am just reiterating a moment already posted on.
ETERNAL and has already described in good detail what this moment are, and why is was quite excellent at invoking feelings of love and awesomeness. Therefore I shall try to prevent this post from becoming long enough to serve as a self-standing visual novel, but I am CCY, the man who bleeds tl;dr. I will try my best.
I’ve ranted about H2O on one occasion, following Moogy’s lead and comparing it to Clannad and True Tears. I was under the impression it would compare quite favorably to at least the latter, which holds a high status as perhaps the more canonical choice of Good VN conversion.
And while H2O tends to get torn apart for many things – gratuitous amounts of fanservice, nonsensical plot, stupid moe VN conversion factor – I saw it in quite a different light. Math by addition, instead of subtraction, as you may.
Because while I was pretty close to going Level 5 on myself during the first few episodes of H2O, it picked itself up. It decided that it was tired of living a life full of shoving asses in people’s faces, and that it wanted to do something different.

So it did.
Admittedly, like most people who try to pick up their life, not a whole lot of H2O’s old habits changed. It still ran around being a fanservice machine. However, it picked up many new tricks, like how to throw kinks in the plot with the best of dramatic anime.
And by dramatic anime, I mean the solas and the Higurashis. Anime that break all the rules of How To Be A Good Plot-Driven Anime and do it in style. They know they’ll never succeed if they try to be believable (as mentioned in the Kodomo no Jikan post), so they don’t try to.

Instead, they try to be an incredible thrill ride. And that’s what H2O does quite masterfully.
Maybe I’m a bit of a sucker for drama, but I managed to be drawn enough into the H2O universe (although the characters aren’t as ace as other visual novels) to enjoy it. Your mileage may vary.
Episode 8 of H2O was everything that I enjoyed about it. It was unmistakably different from pretty much every episode of harem anime ever; it was self-parodying, legitimately funny, more than a bit ef-esque in its nonsensicality and artsiness near the end.

And above all it was Otoha’s swan song in style.
Similar to Yoriko’s moment in 12 Days 2007, Otoha is my personal halo character for H2O, the one that carries the show. As a sort of Asa Shigure Mach II (alternatively, a Minorin v0.5), Otoha’s eccentric enthusiasm is always a treat to watch.
And although I was sad to see her exit the show, she couldn’t have ended it on a better all-around note. Her final scene was touching, it was sweet, and it ended in a kiss. How can you go wrong with that?
The closing moments of H2O, in its melodramatic, mindscrewing, and pseudo-allegorical nature, may be more questionable, but I think, an episode, and an episode with a conclusion like the eighth of H2O’s, is all-around solid.
Ai Ai Otoha?
-CCY

May 17th

So you wanna watch a harem anime. Or maybe you’re just amused by my post title.
In any case, the harem genre is one that enjoys a negative reputation from anime viewers, mainly due to the core nature of it being one guy surrounded by many girls waiting to jump him – rather pandering, even I will admit.
Of course, such a stereotype is the same as assuming that all shonen action shows involve men in spiky hair screaming, or all shoujo romances feature blond-haired ambigously-gendered prettyboys surrounded by sparkles and flowers, or, more pertinently, that all anime is hentai. So it’s my job today to recommend some of the better harem-type shows out there with a fun little activity – and I don’t mean fun like your teacher’s definition of “fun”, trust me, so it’ll be OK.
The problem with the harem genre, and the reason it has gets a bad rap from so many people is that, admittedly, it does vary wildly in quality. There are piles of pandering shows which are nothing more than the stereotype I mentioned above. But not all of them belong in this pile.
Rather, many shows have a harem setup only in appearance, and belong to a greater genre I usually term the ‘visual novel’ shows, after works like Kanon or Tsukihime that were originally visual novels, that have a skewed male:female ratio for sure, but have a more refined (or at least more refined pandering to emotional fools like me) taste.
So here’s a little quiz I devised on a boring weekend to help you determine which visual-novel / harem-type anime might suit you. Amuse yourself, at least to see if you’ve seen what I’ve recommended and whether it suits you or not. It’s all about what personally appeals the best in such a diverse genre like this.
Enjoy! (Yeah, everything’s after the jump. Keep going…) Read the rest of this entry »
Mar 24th

If you take one line away from this review, it’s this:
They didn’t lie when they said “H2O will rock your soul.” Not in the slightest.
If you take two lines, the second would be to not believe everything you see in H2O – style-wise and certainly character-wise. I know that I was for sure completely turned off the show on the first episode, ambivalent for the next two, and wanted to scratch my eyes out with rusty spoons by the fourth. It was essentially fanservice and pandering central…plus a now-infamous trap.
But, lured with the promise of improvement, of insanity, and yes, of soul-rocking, I soldered on, and my God, did H2O take off like a rocket. It really showed how it is unlike nearly no other visual novel show in recent memory, for few reasons.
The two that I could closest compare to, though, would be Shuffle and sola. The former, simply because of the similarities in how the first half was utter rubbish and the second half was beyond parallel, and the latter due to the style and feel of the show. Both sola and H2O are very impressive visual-novel-types, and while sola didn’t touch on romance or on fanservice quite as much or at all, both shows managed to be great plot-twist tour-de-forces that really leave you thinking.
Unfortunately, if you think too much, you realize the show is shot full of holes, but as a dramatic work, it’s top-notch.
To call H2O the best show of recent memory would probably be a lie. There’s too much of a rough taste in my mouth from a painful start and a mindscrewing final arc to give it such accolades. But it’s easily good enough for me to want to retract my allegations from earlier regarding it’s quality, and give it a solid reccomendation, for being unmistakably different than what we’ve seen in the past from this genre.
(Spoilers after the jump.) Read the rest of this entry »
Mar 14th

I was really looking forward to panning H2O. Seemingly a basic low-level visual novel conversion with fanservice and light-hearted ’storyline’ cliches abounding, it didn’t seem to offer much promise.
It’s been a while since I got to break out my flaming keyboard and H2O looked to be just the whipping boy needed to make more endearing shows of the visual novel / romance genre look even better about themselves. But instead, I found out the show as a whole is kind of like its central heroine, Hayami.
It’s offputting at first, a bit offensive, a thing that looks like something you don’t want to be acquainted with, but of course, there’s more to it than that. There’s a backstory – even one that’s a little tacky – to be told, another side to be seen, and overall, you can kind of see the merit of it.
It’s probably a testament to the fact that I’m horrible at hating things, as H2O isn’t going to be the next legendary show or anything…but it’s shaping up to be an anime worth watching, as it does, for all the things it does exactly the same as the last ten and the next hundred harem shows, there are actually some concepts that aren’t seen a lot around these parts of the woods.
And, come on. Mako-cakes proved a trap could work. Why not go for a second shot at gouging your eyes out? Read the rest of this entry »
Mar 5th

There seems to be cries every season about how the cropping of shows is worse than the last, and while this may or may not be true depending on your taste in shows, I’ve always found it hard to be lacking in stuff to put up on the screen every night. This is because while there may not be many standout, my-God-I-need-to-watch-this-now shows in every season there are always plentiful bounties of sleeper hits, things worth trying because someone said it was good, or just plain old shows, enough to ensure that I get continually buried deeper and deeper in a pile of anime I need to catch up on.
Perhaps a large part of it is due to the fact that I enjoy being very easily influenced and thanks to that I can pick up random shows if two or three people say it’s actually pretty good – doubly so if they can nail a weak spot of mine – combined with the fact that I really haven’t seen much, having only been in the anime-watching business for just over a year.
To prove that anime Is Out There – cue the X-Files theme – I’m going to spend a little time tonight going over the majority of my watchlist, instead of the huge specialty posts on a single anime which have been written recently. In case you haven’t figured it out, that’s mostly code for “I want to talk about True Tears, Clannad, and Shana II but am too lazy to unify it in an easy way” with some bonus laughing at other shows added in.
Since it’s March and all and I like to pretend to be hip and knowledgable about sports (Protip: Motorsports yes, sportssports no.), it’s a super special sweet sixteen – ow, my manliness – March Madness-type organization with, you guessed it, sixteen shows on the list. There are in reality a few more but the majority of the extra would consist of “I saw this once, and would kind of keep watching it if there were nothing else to watch,” which explains itself well enough.
To be fair it doesn’t have the mass-voting aspect or the actual sports-related references of the other March Madness anime posts, but, hey, 16 anime, that’s a lot. Read the rest of this entry »