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Harem Personality Quiz: ask your blogger what harem anime is right for you!

May 17th 2008
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So you wanna watch a harem anime. Or maybe you’re just amused by my post title.

In any case, the harem genre is one that enjoys a negative reputation from anime viewers, mainly due to the core nature of it being one guy surrounded by many girls waiting to jump him - rather pandering, even I will admit.

Of course, such a stereotype is the same as assuming that all shonen action shows involve men in spiky hair screaming, or all shoujo romances feature blond-haired ambigously-gendered prettyboys surrounded by sparkles and flowers, or, more pertinently, that all anime is hentai. So it’s my job today to recommend some of the better harem-type shows out there with a fun little activity - and I don’t mean fun like your teacher’s definition of “fun”, trust me, so it’ll be OK.

The problem with the harem genre, and the reason it has gets a bad rap from so many people is that, admittedly, it does vary wildly in quality. There are piles of pandering shows which are nothing more than the stereotype I mentioned above. But not all of them belong in this pile.

Rather, many shows have a harem setup only in appearance, and belong to a greater genre I usually term the ‘visual novel’ shows, after works like Kanon or Tsukihime that were originally visual novels, that have a skewed male:female ratio for sure, but have a more refined (or at least more refined pandering to emotional fools like me) taste.

So here’s a little quiz I devised on a boring weekend to help you determine which visual-novel / harem-type anime might suit you. Amuse yourself, at least to see if you’ve seen what I’ve recommended and whether it suits you or not. It’s all about what personally appeals the best in such a diverse genre like this.

Enjoy! (Yeah, everything’s after the jump. Keep going…)

Please take out a #2 pencil and a sheet of paper. Keep all eyes on your own paper, anyone caught cheating will be forced to watch To Heart 2. You have 10 minutes to complete this quiz and…begin:

1) In my anime characters, I look for:
A) Moe moe cuteness!
B) A gripping backstory.
C) A complex mix of black and whites.
D) Something that touches me personally.
E) Signs of insanity.

2) Do you like to see shows end?
A) I wish they never would!
B) I always tear up at endings.
C) Only if the ending makes sense.
D) As long as the ending isn’t weak.
E) In violence, yes.

3) Moe is something that
A) Makes a character really adorable to me.
B) Isn’t really relevant to me.
C) Helps accentuate a character’s personality.
D) Is good as long as it isn’t overdone.
E) Helps to hide the true nature of a character.

4) Thoughts on incest?
A) It’s an interesting dynamic.
B) It is best, like they say.
C) If only they hadn’t been related!
D) It makes for a good story.
E) What does a guy doing a girl and her sister count under?

5) A schoolgirl should have a big -
A) Heart.
B) Brain.
C) Secret.
D) Rack.
E) Knife.

6) I greatly dislike characters who -
A) Aren’t relevant to the story.
B) Are obviously pandering.
C) I can’t relate to.
D) Are melodramatic.
E) Are too stable to be drive insane.

7) Would you cry manly tears?
A) No shame in it!
B) Only if a show is really touching.
C) I’m not a crying type of person.
D) I hate shows that make me cry!
E) Manic, insane laughter is more my thing.

8) Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl go out. Thoughts on story?
A) Is that all?
B) Awwwwww~
C) Short and sweet.
D) It’s not bad, but could use some complexity.
E) Do they fight, break up, and are at each other’s throats the next page?

9) Plot twists are -
A) Really shocking to me.
B) A good way to redefine a show.
C) Way too overdone.
D) Necessary to a good show.
E) Better when they’re bloody.

10) What do you think of this quiz?
A) I’m looking forward to seeing how this works.
B) It’s entertaining.
C) I’m hoping I get a show I like!
D) I’ll tell you after I’m done with it!
E) I’ve realized E’s are the joke answers, and pick them anyway!

Results:
As you may notice, the answers are generally split up into four definite categories (plus letter E), that most harem-style shows are defined by. These categories are thoughtful, lighthearted, emotional, and dramatic, and explain themselves pretty well. Score yourself a point for each answer as follows:

1) A - Lighthearted, B - Dramatic, C - Thoughtful, D - Emotional
2) A - Lighthearted, B - Emotional, C - Thoughtful, D - Dramatic
3) A - Lighthearted, B - Dramatic, C - Emotional, D - Thoughtful
4) A - Thoughtful, B - Lighthearted, C - Emotional, D - Dramatic
5) A - Emotional, B - Thoughtful, C - Dramatic, D - Lighthearted
6) A - Dramatic, B - Thoughtful, C - Lighthearted, D - Emotional
7) A - Emotional, B - Thoughtful, C - Dramatic, D - Lighthearted
8) A - Dramatic, B - Emotional, C - Lighthearted, D - Thoughtful
9) A - Emotional, B - Thoughtful, C - Lighthearted, D - Dramatic
10) A - Thoughtful, B - Lighthearted, C - Emotional, D - Dramatic

(Don’t count any E’s, unless a majority of your answers are E’s … then skip to the bottom.)

Still with me? Good. Take the two categories you scored the highest in - if you tie, just pick one. It’s not a horribly serious quiz and it’s meant for fun anyway. Besides, if I had the choice I would force you to watch all of these. Nevertheless, the purpose here is to try to find a show that fits you, so take your two categories and follow this list.

If your highest category is X and your second category is Y, then your X-Y would be…

Thoughtful-lighthearted Show ▼

Thoughtful-emotional Show ▼

Thoughtful-dramatic Show ▼

Lighthearted-emotional Show ▼

Lighthearted-dramatic Show ▼

Lighthearted-thoughtful Show ▼

Emotional-dramatic Show ▼

Emotional-thoughtful Show ▼

Emotional-lighthearted Show ▼

Dramatic-thoughtful Show ▼

Dramatic-lighthearted Show ▼

Dramatic-emotional Show ▼

Special prize for the E’s Show ▼

-CCY
(Ah, my mind gave out somewhere around the sixth show, hopefully this turns out OK.)


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25 Comments

  1. Apparently I should watch H2O. Hmm. I can’t promise anything, but I’ll bear it in mind.

    Anyway, interesting and amusing exercise!

  2. shirokiryuu

    I don’t know how I’m supposed to cry manly tears when i’m a girl XD

    I got ef and True tears, which i haven’t seen, but it makes sense.

    This is a really cool quiz, =D

  3. Too bad I already watched true tears. But it matched perfectly @_@

  4. I matched H2O but I had a few E choices too. School Days sounds much more appealing.

  5. I got H2O. You win. H2O > True Tears.

    And I only got three E’s (questions 2, 4, and 5)

  6. nckl

    Firstly, did you come up with this test yourself? Because if you did, I tip my hat to you. This is one of the most interesting blog posts I’ve come across in a long time. A fantastic blog entry this is.

    I ended up with True Tears. I quite enjoyed the show, so it’s a good call.

    BTW, I’ve seen every single one of the shows to completion except for Da Capo. Does that make me a harem whore? Weird thing is, I don’t even consider myself a harem fan. :|

  7. Lenroc.exe

    I got matched with Air, which is (not so) surprising ’cause it was the first, and one of the best, anime series I watched.
    And I totally agree with your description of School Days, the ending is something I will never forget.

  8. I got Dramatic plus one of Light-hearted, Emotionality and Insane (E), which are all tied on 2 points.

    I guess this means I like a bit of Drama plus anything that doesn’t screw with my head. But I’ll go for Dramatic-Emotional because I like the sound of that. I really wanted school days actually, Yandere are my favourites.

    What have you prescribed me?
    Kimi ga Nozumu Eien: not Bad, Thank you doc.

  9. I hope you only meant the first season of Da Capo, cos your good points on that show only seem to correspond to that season alone (the current one has a sparkle of potential I suppose, or it could just be double the siscon pandering). I’m always impressed by how you can make a post that’s both relevant and quite accurate where other bloggers would’ve just descended into crack *lowers face shamefully*

  10. Oh boo, I got Tsukihime. There is no Tsukihime anime! D:D:D:

    Also, my friend was tied on Emotional, Dramatic, and Thoughtful - three tallys for each. =/

  11. What category do you choose if your first two answer natures are even in numbers? ;_; Cause the anime under Drama-Emo I’d rather not watch (again). ;__________;

  12. I watched True Tears, but I really think Tsukihime > True Tears. Should have switched them, IMHO.

  13. This quiz is rigged, I got a perfect balance of 3 Thoughtful, 3 Emotional, 2 Dramatic, and 2 Lighthearted. Oi!

    Between Thoughtful-Emotional (ef) and Emotional-Thoughtful (Air) I prefer the former immensely, so I guess I know where my loyalty lies now. Or do I? Hated Air with a passion, in any case…

    (the sentient Captcha strikes again — “Mares passion” is cryptic, but not a far stretch in terms of interpretation)

  14. Keep in mind that the quiz isn’t meant to be a definitive guide to harem. I personally enjoyed most of the list (except for Tsukihime because everyone knows there’s no such thing as a Tsukihime animé LOL) and anyone who actually gives these series a chance would most probably enjoy it too.

    Also for sheer torture make them watch Wind. To Heart 2 isn’t tortuous enough. Then expose them to the Wind English Patch Drama.

    Watch as they go utterly insane and you being sent to Guantanamo Bay for violating the Geneva Convention. And US/wherever you reside in law.

  15. I got Lighthearted-Thoughtful Shuffle, which I actually kind of liked, but had to skip the infamous Kaede incident because it was too Dramatic.

    It’s impressive how you managed not only to come up with the categories, but also pick anime to represent them and stuck with the choices, a feat I could never have managed.

  16. Wow, nothing like a little reader interaction, eh?

    @IKnight / Caitlin / Baka-Raptor: A lot of H2O’s in the crowd, which surprises me. This was a hard category to pick, honestly - dramatic and thoughtful works don’t usually overlap (because usually the drama will move along the plot so fast that most sensibility will be left behind), and so the analytical power in H2O is more of a ‘figuring out what happened in the story’ type thing, rather than really getting to take the powers apart.

    That, and the first 4 episodes of H2O are neither dramatic nor thoughtful nor good. Still, I enjoyed the show, so, who knows. KimiNozo was a ‘thoughtful’-type too personally since it was so different compared to the rest of happy harems.

    @ shirokiryuu: Ah, guess I forgot to account for that. What’s the female equivalent of manly tears, I wonder…womanly chest hair? XD

    @ IcyStorm / nckl: Good to know the quiz seems to work.

    And yeah, this post was basically borne out of a “I feel like defending harem shows today” urge mutated by insanity. Keep in mind that I’ve watched all of these, so don’t try to make yourself more of a ‘harem whore’ than I am. :P And the purpose of this post was to show that the harem genre isn’t that horrible, that it’s not completely full of pandering junk, so don’t be so ashamed of it, eh?

    Maybe that’s because I usually call them ‘visual novel anime’ rather than ‘harem shows’ though.

    @Lenroc: Glad to see I’m not the only one that started with Air. I enjoyed it very much too (I think it was the anime that affected me the most), although I’ve learned to love other shows more now.

    @Teeif: Yandere make a show interesting, but I think that’s only because they aren’t very common in anime. Too many of them and I would go crazy too, I think, from all the drama.

    @issa-sa: Yeah, I was mainly referring to the first season of Da Capo. D.C.S.S wasn’t too bad and had a great deal of characters, although this means they were spread pretty thin. (Not to mention Aisia being far too annoying at the start.)

    I really disliked Da Capo II and never got past the 3rd episode … I wonder if it’s necessary to watch it in order to make sense of D.C. II S.S. - like you said, I’ve heard it’s better.

    @Nagato: I only hinted at it a bit, but that recommendation applies to the Tsukihime visual novel as well. I hated the anime a lot at first, but that’s just because I’m much more of a ‘far side of the moon’ fan. A lot of characters had to get shafted but the anime did quite a few things I liked; it’s one of the better anime at ‘mood’ I’ve seen.

    @Miha: Hahaha, KimiNozo really is emo, not emotional sometimes. (Yes, I treat them as different words.)

    I would try the reverse then, emotional-drama, since I think Tsukihime is something that would move a lot of people.

    @Michael: They are pretty close, true. I found myself more affected by Tsukihime the visual novel, while True Tears made a dent but not a quake; the emotional category reflects my personal bias of what shows moves me most, so Tsukihime was that first and foremost.

    Maybe Tsukihime just gave me too much of a headache with its vampire world terminology and the like for me to really reflect on it on any deep level.

    @Owen S: Copy-cat. Took it myself and I got that same distribution.

    As mentioned, I like Air, but Key’s style of emotional pandering (aka ‘cry now plz’) doesn’t work for everyone - although I really adore it personally.

    Well, except for the Clannad movie. That just sucked, but spoilers go elsewhere. D:

    @Drm: Yeah, forgot to mention that. This is mainly a list of vaguely serious and recent harem anime, since I haven’t watched a lot of the old harems, or the fanservicey type.

    Never heard of Wind before, and I’m hoping never again from what you said … but I’ve proven myself to be a masochist before.

    @DKellis: Someone lighthearted! Finally! XD

    Did you try Da Capo? I was tossed up between that and Shuffle! for the thoughtful category - both tilted more towards the dramatic side.

    *takes breath, passes out*

  17. Geez… Depends on which why I go. I either got H20 or True Tears. :)

  18. Lambda

    Nicely done! I got Ef and AIR, which are my two favourites, (unless you count something like Eva as harem…) albeit in the opposite order. Even when EF is reminding one of Anno in his pomp, the central concept of AIR gives it a sense of coherence and scale which nothing else quite matches.

  19. I got ef so I’m happy. The funniest was watching my sis take the test. She got 3-3-3-1 where the 1 was lighthearted and was torn between 6 different shows. Thank you for giving me another opportunity to make fun of sis with the Minami-ke “plain yogurt” reference.

  20. I got 4 emo, 2 drama, 2 elitist, 1 shallow, and 1 joke.

    I looked up emo-elitist (’cause drama’s totally not my thing) and I found, lo and behold, Air. One of my favorite shows ever, and yet, I have nothing but disdain for (almost all) the things you mention in your description of it. It was an eye-opener and a thought-changer and it entranced me with its visual and aural aesthetic. Plot? Characters? Come on.

    Freakin’ disgrace.

    Tsukihime and EF were MUCH better on those fronts. Psh.

    EDIT: also, since when were AIR and EF harem shows?

  21. Interesting, I liked ef the best out of all the ones that I’ve seen, but I ended up with Da Capo. I’ve never seen it so I’ll take this as helpful advice. I’m just glad I didn’t get H2O :P

    - I’d say visual novels adaptations are a subset of harems, not the other way around.

    - ef had 3 girls and 2 protagonists, can that ratio really count as a harem?

    - True Tears is a love triangle, Aiko was an incidental plot device more than a girl.

    - What, what, WHAT happened to the harem of all harems, the quintessential collection of archetypes surrounding, punching, and eventually loving a humble nerd, the omission of which makes me what to go all-caps — Love Hina? I’d say it goes for the lighthearted-dramatic end, but it’s also just plain great.

    But getting away from all that nitpicking, props to you for putting together such an involved piece of work, not to mention have it make some sense, yowza.

  22. What no Higurashi? I thought that was where those E answers were going.

    I was surprised that I got so strong a split - 6 thoughtful, 3 emotional, 1 dramatic. And my matching show ef was one I haven’t seen so maybe I’ll put it in my queue. When I flipped my 2 categories around I got Air. I love Air - I’d love to see a 26 episode remake of Air over more Clannad episodes.

    Anyways, great post.

  23. ETERNAL

    I tied for Emotional/Thoughtful and Thoughtful/Emotional. While I can’t say that this was helpful (I’ve already seen these lol) it was certainly entertaining - and unlike many quizzes, it was hard to predict what answers would lead to what show.

  24. Heh. Funny quiz here. I scored 4 thoughtful, 3 dramatic, 2 emotional, and 1 lighthearted.

    Of all the shows you mention, I’ve seen six; ef, Clannad, Shuffle, Air, Kanon, and KGNE. I think KGNE is my favorite, followed by ef and Air. Clannad was alright–and had some good, genuine humor going for it. I did not like Kanon (and because I did not like it I did not watch KyoAni’s remake) and Shuffle is a pile of crap, IMO. :D

    H20 is on my to-watch list, though, as is Tsukihime. And maybe, since your quiz suggested it, I’ll try True Tears. I’d never heard of it until now, though.

  25. ninghua

    I got Emotional-Thoughtful, which means Air. This quiz is a conspiracy. I prefer CLANNAD and to a certain extent, Kanon.

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