So you wanna watch a harem anime. Or maybe you’re just amused by my post title.

In any case, the harem genre is one that enjoys a negative reputation from anime viewers, mainly due to the core nature of it being one guy surrounded by many girls waiting to jump him – rather pandering, even I will admit.

Of course, such a stereotype is the same as assuming that all shonen action shows involve men in spiky hair screaming, or all shoujo romances feature blond-haired ambigously-gendered prettyboys surrounded by sparkles and flowers, or, more pertinently, that all anime is hentai. So it’s my job today to recommend some of the better harem-type shows out there with a fun little activity – and I don’t mean fun like your teacher’s definition of “fun”, trust me, so it’ll be OK.

The problem with the harem genre, and the reason it has gets a bad rap from so many people is that, admittedly, it does vary wildly in quality. There are piles of pandering shows which are nothing more than the stereotype I mentioned above. But not all of them belong in this pile.

Rather, many shows have a harem setup only in appearance, and belong to a greater genre I usually term the ‘visual novel’ shows, after works like Kanon or Tsukihime that were originally visual novels, that have a skewed male:female ratio for sure, but have a more refined (or at least more refined pandering to emotional fools like me) taste.

So here’s a little quiz I devised on a boring weekend to help you determine which visual-novel / harem-type anime might suit you. Amuse yourself, at least to see if you’ve seen what I’ve recommended and whether it suits you or not. It’s all about what personally appeals the best in such a diverse genre like this.

Enjoy! (Yeah, everything’s after the jump. Keep going…)

Please take out a #2 pencil and a sheet of paper. Keep all eyes on your own paper, anyone caught cheating will be forced to watch To Heart 2. You have 10 minutes to complete this quiz and…begin:

1) In my anime characters, I look for:
A) Moe moe cuteness!
B) A gripping backstory.
C) A complex mix of black and whites.
D) Something that touches me personally.
E) Signs of insanity.

2) Do you like to see shows end?
A) I wish they never would!
B) I always tear up at endings.
C) Only if the ending makes sense.
D) As long as the ending isn’t weak.
E) In violence, yes.

3) Moe is something that
A) Makes a character really adorable to me.
B) Isn’t really relevant to me.
C) Helps accentuate a character’s personality.
D) Is good as long as it isn’t overdone.
E) Helps to hide the true nature of a character.

4) Thoughts on incest?
A) It’s an interesting dynamic.
B) It is best, like they say.
C) If only they hadn’t been related!
D) It makes for a good story.
E) What does a guy doing a girl and her sister count under?

5) A schoolgirl should have a big -
A) Heart.
B) Brain.
C) Secret.
D) Rack.
E) Knife.

6) I greatly dislike characters who -
A) Aren’t relevant to the story.
B) Are obviously pandering.
C) I can’t relate to.
D) Are melodramatic.
E) Are too stable to be drive insane.

7) Would you cry manly tears?
A) No shame in it!
B) Only if a show is really touching.
C) I’m not a crying type of person.
D) I hate shows that make me cry!
E) Manic, insane laughter is more my thing.

8) Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl go out. Thoughts on story?
A) Is that all?
B) Awwwwww~
C) Short and sweet.
D) It’s not bad, but could use some complexity.
E) Do they fight, break up, and are at each other’s throats the next page?

9) Plot twists are -
A) Really shocking to me.
B) A good way to redefine a show.
C) Way too overdone.
D) Necessary to a good show.
E) Better when they’re bloody.

10) What do you think of this quiz?
A) I’m looking forward to seeing how this works.
B) It’s entertaining.
C) I’m hoping I get a show I like!
D) I’ll tell you after I’m done with it!
E) I’ve realized E’s are the joke answers, and pick them anyway!

Results:
As you may notice, the answers are generally split up into four definite categories (plus letter E), that most harem-style shows are defined by. These categories are thoughtful, lighthearted, emotional, and dramatic, and explain themselves pretty well. Score yourself a point for each answer as follows:

1) A – Lighthearted, B – Dramatic, C – Thoughtful, D – Emotional
2) A – Lighthearted, B – Emotional, C – Thoughtful, D – Dramatic
3) A – Lighthearted, B – Dramatic, C – Emotional, D – Thoughtful
4) A – Thoughtful, B – Lighthearted, C – Emotional, D – Dramatic
5) A – Emotional, B – Thoughtful, C – Dramatic, D – Lighthearted
6) A – Dramatic, B – Thoughtful, C – Lighthearted, D – Emotional
7) A – Emotional, B – Thoughtful, C – Dramatic, D – Lighthearted
8) A – Dramatic, B – Emotional, C – Lighthearted, D – Thoughtful
9) A – Emotional, B – Thoughtful, C – Lighthearted, D – Dramatic
10) A – Thoughtful, B – Lighthearted, C – Emotional, D – Dramatic

(Don’t count any E’s, unless a majority of your answers are E’s … then skip to the bottom.)

Still with me? Good. Take the two categories you scored the highest in – if you tie, just pick one. It’s not a horribly serious quiz and it’s meant for fun anyway. Besides, if I had the choice I would force you to watch all of these. Nevertheless, the purpose here is to try to find a show that fits you, so take your two categories and follow this list.

If your highest category is X and your second category is Y, then your X-Y would be…

Thoughtful-lighthearted Show ▼

Thoughtful-emotional Show ▼

Thoughtful-dramatic Show ▼

Lighthearted-emotional Show ▼

Lighthearted-dramatic Show ▼

Lighthearted-thoughtful Show ▼

Emotional-dramatic Show ▼

Emotional-thoughtful Show ▼

Emotional-lighthearted Show ▼

Dramatic-thoughtful Show ▼

Dramatic-lighthearted Show ▼

Dramatic-emotional Show ▼

Special prize for the E’s Show ▼

-CCY
(Ah, my mind gave out somewhere around the sixth show, hopefully this turns out OK.)