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1) List of moe characteristics I current have

  • Dojikko
  • Naive smart person
  • Shy / silent
  • Meganekko

Look at that. Hot damn, I need to run for the next ISMBL (International SaiMoeBlogger League) competition. (That’s Sai-MoeBlogger, not SaiMoe-Blogger, incidentally.)

And if I’m that moe, then either:

  1. You want to punch me in the face for embodying the cancer that is rotting anime to a slow, googly-eyed death.
  2. You want to punch me in the face to add ‘bandage moe’ to my list of moe appeals so I can be the biggest moeblob this side of a mutant Tsukasa x Yui hybrid.

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2) I just mentioned K-ON.

2b) I just mentioned a Saimoe-related competition for the 20th time in the last month and you want to shut me up before I beg you to vote for Kotomi Sakura Nagisa Patchouli Shiori again, and link you to one of my many BURNING PASSION posts I’ve written in an attempt to sound less like a soulless advertiser and more like someone who’s just merely a strong believer in fighting with all his heart.

P.S. Vote for Shio-

3)
The shirt says I am a
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and you think it’d be really hilarious to punch me, or learn to remove line breaks from words printed on shirts.

(Protip: the shirt is a lie.)

4) Did I mention you should really vote for Shi-

4.2) Repeating reasons in a list only 5 reasons long.

4.III) Can’t count to 5 properly.

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5) lolikitsune punched me last summer. You know how his love life has been since then.

Face it, my face is magic.

-CCY